Laphines Kiss

  • Finder: Grogurn Gloover
  • Climate: Temperate
  • Locale: Forest
  • Type: Perennial
  • Sort: Shrub
  • Available: Spring, Summer 45%
  • Cost: 1 gp/ 3 gp
  • Uses: 3

Legend

Grogurn's team are worthy of a praise song, since their continuous hunt got us many a fantastic Herb.”

Skjald Vinotis

 

History

Grogurn Gloover, a renowned Herbalist and Alchemist, dedicated his life to unraveling the secrets of the natural World. Legend has it that he spent decades venturing into the deepest and most mystical forests, seeking rare herbs and plants that possessed extraordinary properties. Grogurn was often accompanied by a group of loyal companions, fellow seekers of hidden knowledge, who supported his quest to unlock the mysteries of the Flora.

Grogurn’s fame spread far and wide as he documented his discoveries and shared his profound knowledge of herbs. His thirst for understanding the intricacies of the natural world knew no bounds, and he spent countless nights poring over ancient tomes and scrolls to glean insights from past civilizations. It was during one of his epic expeditions to a secluded valley, surrounded by ancient trees and glowing seraphic flowers, that he stumbled upon the herb he would later name “Laphines Kiss.” The legend holds that he was visited by a Celestial seraph while sleeping under the canopy of these mystical plants, and it was during this otherworldly encounter that the herb’s true potential was revealed to him.

In 1263 Lapines Kiss was on the backside of the Liber Floris gold coin.

Skjald Ulrich

 

Description

Leaves: The leaves of Lapines Kiss are heart-shaped, with a rich emerald green colour. They are soft to the touch, adorned with fine, silvery hairs that shimmer in the moonlight.

Stem: The shrub’s stems are woody, flexible, and grow up to two meters in length. Their thickness allows them to withstand strong winds and other natural forces.

Flowers: Lapines Kiss boasts clusters of ethereal white flowers that resemble the wings of celestial beings. Their enchanting fragrance fills the air, attracting all who come near.

Root: The roots of Lapines Kiss spread in a radial pattern, forming a network that anchors the shrub to the earth. They delve deep into the soil to draw sustenance from the land.

Bark: Lapines Kiss has a smooth, pale bark that seems to glow faintly when touched by moonlight.

Fruits: Lapines Kiss bears small, translucent fruits with a pearlescent hue. They grow in small bunches and are prized for their luminescent appearance.

Seeds: The seeds of Lapines Kiss are tiny and pearlescent, easily dispersed by the wind to find new ground where they can take root.

Skjald El Mary

 

Climate

Lapines Kiss thrives in temperate forests with a touch of magic, often found in secluded valleys and glades where the barrier between the mundane and the mystical is thin.

Skjald Vinotis

 

Handling

Preparation: Harvest the delicate white flowers and carefully dry them to preserve their ethereal properties. Crush the dried flowers to create a fine powder.

Product: Lapines Kiss Tisane

Storage: Once the Lapines Kiss flowers are completely dried, store them in an airtight container in a cool, dark place. This will preserve their flavor and potency for future use.

Use:  Steep a teaspoon of the powdered flowers in hot water for several minutes. Strain the infusion and enjoy the calming and tranquil effects of the tisane.

Effect:  Consuming the Lapines Kiss Tisane induces a protection of the body against extreme frost or intense heat.

Skjald Valgrif

 

Caution

The protection induced by Lapines Kiss Tisane is transformative and may offer profound insights and visions. Additionally, always ensure you are using the correct species of Lapines Kiss and not any toxic look-alikes.

Skjald Ulrich

 

Special

Lapines Kiss is a herb steeped in ethereal mystique. It is said that during the dream-filled sleep induced by the tisane, the drinker may encounter the spirits of the celestial seraphs that once blessed Grogurn Gloover on his momentous discovery. These visions are believed to bestow unique insights and wisdom upon those who receive the Lapines Kiss. As a result, the herb is cherished by mystics, seers, and those who seek enlightenment from realms beyond the material world.

Skjald Sigurd

 

Last Updated on 2026-07-22 by IoM-Christian